Spring is here…
And the trees are turning evergreen and the flowers are all in bloom.
Yet for the past four days, I can’t will myself to spring into action.
I am just too lazy these days…
Too lazy to cook--
For four straight days now, I’ve been on a very unhealthy diet--
I've been gorging on McDo McGriddles or Burger King Angus meal for Breakfast, the $5 Chinese Buffet for lunch and Applebees New York Strip for dinner.
Yes, I am gaining some weight and my belly is growing on a daily basis.
But what can I do?
I am just a sloth nowadays too crazy to go on a diet, holding on to the false belief that I can get rid of the love handles faster than I could swallow a piece of a hot Burrito.
Well, maybe I’ll start pumping some iron again and do that Navy SEAL workout that I’ve been planning to do for the longest time and maybe succeed in having rows of "pandesals" in my lousy abs.
Too lazy to get out of bed--
The early bird gets the worm?
Nah, I’d rather snooze more, get some Z’s or read more in bed. So far, I’ve read 4 books of no literary consequence already and I’m on my way to finishing the fifth, Cross by James Patterson of the Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider fame.
Yes, I’ve put aside my Marquez, Mann, Mishima, Hugo, Ishiguro and even Coelho for the time being and I am feasting on old books by John Sandford, Ludlum, Forsyth and of course Patterson instead. And I am liking the adrenaline- pumping actions even if it is only in the confines of my bedroom. It’s just like having a slam-bang action movie inside your mind.
Too lazy to write something or update my blogs--
It’s been more or less five days since I’ve last updated some of them and here I am typing and coming out with uninspired words that are really hard to come by in moments like this.
And I am sorry that you’re reading this garbage. My apologies from the bottom of my you-know- what? That’s waste management for you. Ha-ha.
Anyway, all these dull stuffs and inanities in my life will all come to pass and I’ll be back to my old self again in no time.
Trust me or else…
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Spring is here…