Saturday, April 25, 2009

Tindahan ni Aling Nena




Got a phone call today from Aling Nena, a middle-aged Cebuana married to a retired US Navy serviceman and the proprietor of the lone Filipino Store in the area.

She’s a hilarious but kindhearted lady who can expertly chop the Lechon with the Bolo which always makes her husband amazed and in awe.


Aling Nena: Hello, Bill punta ka dito ibigay ko sa’yo ulo ng Litson. Samahan ko rin ng dalawang paa. Yung dalawang paa bigay ko rin sa aso ko.


Friday, April 17, 2009

Papa Don't Preach


"The act of suicide is condemned by the Church but for Capiz Archbishop Onesimo Gordoncillo, victims should still be given Mass especially if certified by the doctor to be not in their right mind."
-GMANews.TV


Funny, but nobody in his/ her right mind will knowingly take his/ her own life, if you ask me. :)

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Mind Twister



4+1+1+1+9+7+0
4+3+16
7+16
23
2+3
5

Base-2 Number System= 101

Base-3 Number System= 12

Fire



39

Apollo 13

4500

13° 7' 60 N, 123° 43' 60 E



Can you solve the puzzle?



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